Here's one way to kick start a bus.
I was told the bus ride to Port Barton would be 4 hours. I made sure not to drink too much as I didn't want a full bladder when we were bouncing around on this infamous road. Then, about 1 hour into the trip we stopped for food and a bathroom break (this trip keeps trying to show me that being prepared means nothing!)
There were 2 guys who seemed to be in charge of cargo and the load on top of the bus. A few times (while the bus was moving at full speed), they would go up to the roof to adjust/fix/secure/look at (?) the cargo.
Just before the dirt road, we were stopped to see if anyone had any mangos with them. Good thing I didn't know at the time I can't get them in Port Barton otherwise they would have caught me with a case!
Then, we hit the muddy road and descrptions of this road and the journey were not exagerated. If I couldn't tell you where my sit bones where before, I can know. They are those 2 bony parts of your arse that hurt like hell when they are repeatedly slammed down onto a hard bench! When the road wasn't bumpy and bouncy it was muddy. The bus was slipping and sliding and I was waiting for it to either tip over or spin 90 degrees.
However, if you can survive the bus journey, this is what you will see on the other end.